Funnel Strategist & Direct Response Copywriter

Your Ads Are Bringing Traffic. Your Funnel Is Sending Them Away.

Get a done-for-you conversion system — landing page, ad copy, WhatsApp scripts, and follow-up sequences — built and live within 5–7 days. So every click has a real chance of becoming a paying customer.

No commitment required. 15-minute conversation. You will know within the first 5 minutes if this is right for you.

The Conversion Machine

Traffic → Funnel → WhatsApp → Payment

01. Scroll-stopping ad hook
02. Landing page built to persuade
03. WhatsApp script that qualifies intent
04. Follow-up sequence that recovers buyers

Sound familiar?

If any of this hits close to home, keep reading.

You are spending money on ads every week, but your landing page converts like a leaking bucket — clicks go in, nothing comes out.

You know your product is genuinely good, but you cannot seem to explain it in a way that makes strangers pull out their wallets.

You have tried posting content every day — reels, tweets, threads — but your DMs are still empty and your sales page collects dust.

You hired a social media manager or ad runner who delivered impressions and reach… but zero paying customers.

You have a course, coaching programme, or event coming up, and the launch date is getting closer while registrations stay flat.

You keep hearing about funnels, but every time you try to build one yourself, you end up with pages that do not connect or convert.

The problem is not your product. It is not your audience. It is not even your budget. It is that you do not have a system designed to convert.

Why this is different

You do not need another freelancer. You need a conversion architect.

This practice is built on direct response principles adapted specifically for the Nigerian market. Where others guess, this approach tests. Where others decorate, this approach persuades.

1

Thinks in Systems, Not Pieces

Most ad runners hand you a graphic and call it a campaign. Every funnel built here is a complete machine — from the first ad impression to final payment confirmation.

2

Proprietary Conversion Frameworks

The Deep Demand Stack identifies what your audience actually wants to buy. The Emotional Framing System speaks to Nigerian buying triggers: urgency, proof, aspiration, and trust.

3

Revenue Partner, Not Vendor

A freelancer delivers a file and disappears. A revenue partner builds with one metric in mind: did it make money? If it does not convert, it does not count.

“Traffic without a conversion system is just expensive noise.”

Simple. Fast. Done for you.

Three steps between you and a funnel that actually converts.

01

The Strategy Call

A focused 20-minute conversation where your business, audience, and current bottleneck are mapped out. Specific questions reveal where money is being left on the table.

02

The Build

Your landing page copy, ad variations, WhatsApp closing scripts, and follow-up sequences are built using direct response principles for the Nigerian market. Delivered within 5 to 7 days.

03

The Launch

Your funnel goes live. Traffic starts flowing. Conversations start happening. Every naira you spend on ads now has a system designed to turn it into revenue.

No learning curve. No 47-step onboarding. No figuring it out on your own.

Choose your path

Three ways to start turning clicks into customers.

Every option is designed around a specific stage of growth. Pick the one that matches where you are right now.

MAXIMUM RESULTS

The Revenue Partner Package

For brands ready to go all-in on growth

₦450,000

Best for: Coaches, ecommerce brands, or event organizers who want a complete system plus traffic management and optimization for 30 days.

  • Everything in The Funnel Build
  • Meta ads management for 30 days
  • Weekly performance review and optimization
  • Conversion tracking and reporting dashboard
  • Two strategy calls per month
  • Priority response and direct access

Apply for Revenue Partner →

MOST POPULAR

The Funnel Build

The complete done-for-you conversion system

₦200,000

Best for: Business owners who have a product or service that sells but need a proper system to scale it, especially for a launch or campaign.

  • Complete landing page copy written to convert
  • WhatsApp closing script
  • Lead magnet copy
  • 3 ad copy variations
  • 5-part follow-up sequence
  • Built for one specific campaign or product launch
  • Delivered within 5 to 7 days

Let’s Build Your Funnel →

START HERE

The Conversion Audit

Find out exactly what is costing you sales

₦75,000

Best for: Brands already running ads or getting traffic but not seeing the conversions they expected.

  • Full review of current customer journey
  • Identify every leak in the funnel
  • Detailed strategy document
  • Actionable recommendations
  • Delivered within 48 hours

Book Your Audit →

Honest answers

Before you decide, let’s address what you are really thinking.

“Is this going to actually work for my business?”

Every funnel built here follows direct response principles adapted specifically for Nigerian buyers. No honest person should guarantee results without knowing your product and market, which is why the process starts with a strategy call.

“Why should I pay this much when I can find someone cheaper?”

Cheap copy is expensive when it does not convert. This is an investment in revenue, not an expense on a deliverable.

“I have tried funnels before and they did not work.”

Most funnels are just a landing page connected to WhatsApp. What you get here is a complete conversion machine with persuasion architecture, follow-up, and closing scripts.

“I do not have time to manage this process.”

Good — because this is done for you. After one strategy call, the system is built without needing your involvement at every turn.

“How do I know you can deliver?”

The page itself demonstrates the work. Every section is designed to pull the reader forward and address objections at the right moment.

What this looks like in practice

Here is the transformation a funnel build creates for businesses like yours.

Typical Funnel Build: Coach or Course Creator

BEFORE — WITHOUT A FUNNEL

  • Posting daily with almost no engagement
  • Running webinars with sign-ups but no buyers
  • No follow-up system; leads go cold within 24 hours
  • Revenue depends on random DM conversations

AFTER — WITH A DONE-FOR-YOU FUNNEL

  • A targeted ad sends qualified traffic to a landing page
  • A lead magnet captures contact information before the pitch
  • A 5-part follow-up sequence nurtures leads
  • A WhatsApp closing script turns hesitation into payment intent
  • Result: consistent enrolments from new audiences
Typical Funnel Build: Ecommerce Brand Owner

BEFORE — WITHOUT A FUNNEL

  • Meta ads get clicks but no purchases
  • Product page reads like a description, not a sales page
  • No retargeting or follow-up
  • Ad spend increases while ROAS drops

AFTER — WITH A DONE-FOR-YOU FUNNEL

  • Ad copy stops the scroll with the right hook
  • Landing page sells the outcome, not just the product
  • Retargeting brings back visitors who did not buy
  • Tracking shows exactly which ads produce revenue
  • Result: lower CPA, higher AOV, ads that pay for themselves
Typical Funnel Build: Event Organizer

BEFORE — WITHOUT A FUNNEL

  • Flyers and social posts hoping people share
  • Ticket sales trickle in late
  • No urgency mechanism
  • Promotion costs more than ticket sales

AFTER — WITH A DONE-FOR-YOU FUNNEL

  • Pre-event funnel captures leads early
  • Urgency-driven landing page with tiered pricing
  • WhatsApp broadcast builds anticipation
  • Ad copy targets the exact audience
  • Result: event capacity reached before the final week

Ready to see what this looks like for your business?

Only 4 new projects accepted per month.

Every funnel is built with full attention — no templates, no assembly-line work. When monthly slots are filled, new projects are pushed to the following month.

2 spots currently available

Current pricing is locked through the end of this quarter. Book your call today to lock in these rates.

Your product deserves a system that sells it the way it should be sold.

You have the product. You have the audience — or the budget to reach one. What you are missing is the bridge between “they saw my ad” and “they paid.”

That bridge is a funnel. And it can be live within 7 days.

No pressure. No obligation. Just a focused 15-minute conversation to see if this is the right fit.

“Every day you run ads without a conversion system, you are paying full price for half the result.”

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